The Random Story 5

POP THE POP HOP THE APPLE
IS COMING TO TOWN IN
RED AND GREEN SO WHY
NOT PLAY WITH THAT
LOSER OVER BY THE HALF
EATEN CANDY CANE WITH
A YELLOW MOUSE FOR A
CHEESE EATING GORILLA
MONKIES ARE
BANANNA LOVING PAINOES
SO THE WIGGLE PUZZLE DIDN’T EAT WEET-BIX FOR GREEN CUPBOARDS ARE TALL AND I DON’T LIKE SPEED BUMPS POP 123 IS A
NUMBER AND POP LIKES NUMBERS
SO JUMP JUMP LIKE POP BECAUSE THE WATER IN THE DAM IS LOW
AND SO THE BLUE WAS GONE
MOO GOES THE HALF MONKEY

The Random Story 4

POP THE POP HOP THE APPLE
IS COMING TO TOWN IN
RED AND GREEN SO WHY
NOT PLAY WITH THAT
LOSER OVER BY THE HALF
EATEN CANDY CANE WITH
A YELLOW MOUSE FOR A
CHEESE EATING GORILLA
MONKIES ARE
BANANNA LOVING PAINOES
SO THE WIGGLE PUZZLE DIDN’T EAT WEET-BIX FOR GREEN CUPBOARDS ARE TALL AND I DON’T LIKE SPEED BUMPS POP 123 IS A
NUMBER AND POP LIKES NUMBERS
SO JUMP JUMP LIKE POP BECAUSE THE WATER IN THE DAM IS LOW
AND SO THE BLUE WAS GONE
MOO GOES THE HALF MONKEY
MADE BY DAVID THOMPSON

The Random Story 3

THE CHAIR WAS 123
AND ORANGES ARE YUCK
SO I RULE BECAUSE YOU AND ME
POPITY POP YOUR SOX
SO PEOPLE I AM COOL BUT
ODD 1 OUT AND SO IS ME
APPLES ROCK SO EAT THEM
IF LIGHTS ARE RED YOU
ARE GOLD AND IF YOUR NOT GOLD
LIGHTS ARE PINK AND HIPPOS
ARE PURPLE BANANAS ARE PINED
DOWN TO THE APPLE TREE VALLEY
WERE APPLES GROW SO POP
LOOK AND EAT AN APPLE
JUMPERS HELP JUMP
BOBBY PINS PIN YOUR APPLE
BUSY BEES ARE AT LONDON
AND THE CRAZY CRITTERS
ARE AT NEW ZEALAND
PEACOCKS ARE RED

The Random Story 2

NEVER LET THE MOHORK
CUT ITSELF IN HLAF
ENLES YOU WANT IT
TO FART K MART IS
BAD BUT MAX BRENNAR’S
IS NICE NOW THERE WILL
BE A K MART IN WESTFIELD
SO DON’T GO THERE
APPLES ARE NICE BUT
ORANGE’S ARE BAD SO
LETS EAT APPLES I ROCK YOUR
UNDERWAER IF YOU
ARE YELLOW FLY’S ARE
BROWN SO IF POP WAS
DIRTY ALL OVER
TOP IS CLEAN SO LETS
DANCE THE APPLE TANGO
TARGET IS CHEAP BUT
DAVID JONES IS NOT CHEAP
THAT MEANS A BEETLE PADDLE
INA BOTTLE ON A POODEL
EATING NOODELS

The Random Story 1

THE APPLE TREE WAS PINK
PATRICK IS GREEN
BEN CAME WITH A DOOR
DAVID R WAS NORMAL
SO BENS DOOR DIDN’T PLAY
WITH HIM SO HE WAS ALONE
SO HE FELT SAD LETS DO THE APPLE TANGO POP APPLES ARE NICE SO LETS EAT THEM I AM
THE WORST PERSON OUT OF ME
IF CHEESE IS GREEN DOORS
ARE BLUE AND IF GREEN CHEESE
IS GREEN THAT MEANS THAT DOORS ARE BLUE BUT IF DOORS
AREN’T BLUE CHEESE IS PINK
AND PATRICK IS PURPLE BUT
I AM PINK LIKE THE APPLE TREE
POP I LIKE POP BECAUSE HE IS
A ROBOT AND YOU WILL LIKE APPLES